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'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"Too much sugar."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Pastries and Candy

Bubble gum leaves

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Trail mix?"

Chocolate Shop

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Cake Friday!

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

The dark side of Halloween.

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Secret sweetie drawer...

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Mayo-A-Mayo

Bubble Gum Dispenser