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"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"Too much sugar."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Can I give you a slice of the action?

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Pastries and Candy

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Trail mix?"

Bubble gum leaves

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Cake Friday!

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Chocolate Shop

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

The dark side of Halloween.

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Mayo-A-Mayo

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Bubble Gum Dispenser

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

Secret sweetie drawer...