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'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

'I just figure out why this house isn't selling.'

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

'Take a piece of candy and a tax form. The treat is a gratuity and therefore reportable income.'

"Eat your candy. There's obese children in America who'd beat you with a stick to eat that."

Rubberman begins to question his friendshis.

"I got some detail floss."

"I'm confused....you always say not to take candy from strangers, but tonight you tell me to go to strangers and ask for candy!"

Lollipop Man.

Stamp collector with a magnifying glass.

"Don't go to my teacher's house. All she ever gives out is homework."

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

"I'm not eating candy before dinner. I'm skipping dinner."

'I don't know, Timmy - we never had genetically-modified jelly beans before.'

Whale Piñata.

'Sis, you would have gotten a lot more candy, too, if you'd used these sketchy rubber socks I found in Dad's dresser.'

Pick Me Ups.

"I think I'd have a lot more fun if these candy bars were full size instead of fun size."

"Saint Patrick's Day is nice but all of the best holidays have candy."

'Hey, wait a minute!'

'About the suckers...is that standard or daylight saving time?'

"My parents are always complaining about my sweet tooth, but do they ever have a nice word to say about my wisdom tooth?"

"I'm okay. I just had a heart attack."

"I thought the Halloween sugar high would've worn off by now."

Thanks, pal --- You're a lifesaver!

'We get all sorts in here.'

"He sucker punched me."

"I find I do my best thinking with chocolate."

'No, it's not a glacier mint - it's all that's left of the polar ice cap.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."

"It just isn't Halloween unless you push your body to the brink of diabetes."

Sugar free.

Will Leak for Candy.