Quirky Candy Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Alternatively we could make them all sexy."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"Too much sugar."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Bubble gum leaves

Chocolate Shop

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

The dark side of Halloween.

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Bubble Gum Dispenser

Secret sweetie drawer...

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

Whale Piñata.

"I'm not going to try and sugarcoat this..."

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."