Quirky Candy Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Too much sugar."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Bubble gum leaves

Chocolate Shop

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

The dark side of Halloween.

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Bubble Gum Dispenser

Secret sweetie drawer...

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

Whale Piñata.

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'