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"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Any time is cake o'clock

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

His Her Cakes

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Bubble gum leaves

Our visit to the flan factory.

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Chocolate Shop

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

The dark side of Halloween.

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

Secret sweetie drawer...