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'Give me your hand... I ran out of cones.'

'I try to eat a varied diet. One day I'll eat dark chocolate, one day I'll eat white chocolate and one day I'll eat milk chocolate.'

'My dentist told me to eat soft food for about an hour.'

'It's cotton candy taken to the next level, it's polyester candy.'

Sugar free.

"You'll love it. Quality gingerbread construction and the neighborhood is full of children."

Advent fridge

"What happened to your dieting regime."

'I don't suppose you'd trade some of that devil's food cake for a couple of dog biscuits, would you?'

'I told you Memet the west wouldn't realise that these centrifuges make the best aniseed balls we will take over the world production!'

"I've been starring in the chocolate cream commercials for three years and now you suddenly want to fire me? Why??"

". . . Call me 'Nilla."

'Good news, my B.M.I. is looking great! No, not my Body Mass Index. My Blueberry Muffin Icecream.'

I told you this gingerbread house wouldn't work out...you're eating us out of house and home!

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'You're lucky she didn't press charges. Never touch a woman eating ice cream.'

"How do you want your slice - with or without a ballerina?"

'Sweet dreams.'

The children were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads. . . 'Say what?'

"Well, what did you think a degree in bubble gum would lead to?"

"My papi says never put off till tomorrow what you can do today. 10 paletas please!"

'. . .fault that we've sold out of your favourite fruit cake!'

'Hi Sugar...'

Building a gingerbread house

"I tasted them all to make sure they're good."

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Any time is cake o'clock

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Bubble gum leaves