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'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"Too much sugar."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"I love you, you big fool."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

Bubble gum leaves

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"Whose the new guy?"

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

"Wait! I don't want to be disease resistant!"

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

Easter Candy Island.

'What can you get with a quarter?'

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

Whale Piñata.

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

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