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'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Too much sugar."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"I love you, you big fool."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

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Bubble gum leaves

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

"Whose the new guy?"

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

"Wait! I don't want to be disease resistant!"

'What can you get with a quarter?'

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

Whale Piñata.

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

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