Candy Lover With A Twist T-Shirts

Healthy Chocolate Co.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Too much sugar."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Bubble gum leaves

Vegetarian Birds

Our visit to the flan factory.

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Chocolate Shop

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

The dark side of Halloween.

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Bubble Gum Dispenser

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."