Candy Lover With A Twist T-Shirts

Healthy Chocolate Co.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Too much sugar."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Bubble gum leaves

Vegetarian Birds

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

Our visit to the flan factory.

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

Chocolate Shop

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

The dark side of Halloween.

'What can you get with a quarter?'

Secret sweetie drawer...

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."