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'I gave Amy Tilly a box of candy, and she's going to be my valentine until it's gone.'

'We're all out of candy. How 'bout a nice piece of meatloaf?'

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

'Sorry, it's too close to dinner time.'

"I'll tell you what this election is about. It's about homework and pitiful allowances, and having to clean your room. It's also about candy, and ice cream, and staying up late."

Easter Candy Island.

'Good-bye gum, you've been a great friend these last seven years.'

'Can I get a refund if we break up before Valentine's Day?'

'We found Daddy's credit card - How much do you want for your sweet shop?'

'My Friends ran out toilet paper.'

Eddy discovers what's in a pins-ata.

'I like the property - but I'm rather worried about the sugar content.'

"J is the reason for the season."

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

"Oh, my. . . Billy is so cute!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Any time is cake o'clock

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Too much sugar."

Satya Nutella

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

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