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Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Too much sugar."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Pastries and Candy

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Bubble gum leaves

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Chocolate Shop

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

The dark side of Halloween.

Easter Candy Island.

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

Bubble Gum Dispenser

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

'What can you get with a quarter?'

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

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