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"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Too much sugar."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Pastries and Candy

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

Bubble gum leaves

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

Chocolate Shop

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

The dark side of Halloween.

Bear at a vending machine

Secret sweetie drawer...

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

'What can you get with a quarter?'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Bubble Gum Dispenser

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."