Candy Bar Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I like you, Virg! In fact, I like you so much, that I'm going to name a candy bar after you!'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Too much sugar."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Bubble gum leaves

Pastries and Candy

Chocolate Shop

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

The dark side of Halloween.

Secret sweetie drawer...

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Bubble Gum Dispenser

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

Whale Piñata.

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

A Sweet Christmas Connection

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'