Candy Card Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Billy, I want to interest you in our new Kandy Kredit Kard.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Too much sugar."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Bubble gum leaves

Pastries and Candy

'How about a game of cards?'

Chocolate Shop

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

The dark side of Halloween.

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Bubble Gum Dispenser

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Secret sweetie drawer...

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Easter Candy Island.

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

Whale Piñata.

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

"I'm not going to try and sugarcoat this..."

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

Sunrise and Sunset

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."