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A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Too much sugar."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

Pastries and Candy

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Bubble gum leaves

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Chocolate Shop

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

The dark side of Halloween.

Bubble Gum Dispenser

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

Easter Candy Island.

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

'What can you get with a quarter?'

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.