Candyland Enthusiast Pillows

A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Too much sugar."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Pastries and Candy

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

Bubble gum leaves

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Chocolate Shop

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

The dark side of Halloween.

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

Secret sweetie drawer...

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Bubble Gum Dispenser

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.