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"The chocolate fudge and whipped cream is okay. But you should have sought planning permission for the giant cherry on the roof!"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

Easter Candy Island.

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

'What can you get with a quarter?'

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

How Piñatas Are Born

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

'Imagine that in gummi!'

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

Piñata Walk

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."