Candy Land Dweller T-Shirts

"The chocolate fudge and whipped cream is okay. But you should have sought planning permission for the giant cherry on the roof!"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

'What can you get with a quarter?'

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

How Piñatas Are Born

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

Piñata Walk

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."