Candy Shop Owner T-Shirts

"These are just as good as, if not better than, jelly beans."

In marriage guidance - "I think it's our jobs...he owns a candy shop and I'm a dentist."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

'What can you get with a quarter?'

Joint Ventures!

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

How Piñatas Are Born

Piñata Walk

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

Building a gingerbread house

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

"If you don't start misbehaving, there won't be any Halloween candy for you."

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'

"Trust me – she's a witch."

Bubble gum kid

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'