Candy Shop Owner T-Shirts

"These are just as good as, if not better than, jelly beans."

In marriage guidance - "I think it's our jobs...he owns a candy shop and I'm a dentist."

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

Easter Candy Island.

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

'What can you get with a quarter?'

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

Joint Ventures!

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

How Piñatas Are Born

Piñata Walk

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

'Imagine that in gummi!'

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

Building a gingerbread house

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

The Candy Shop. Anytime I eat candy it immediately goes to my mid-section. No time to waist!

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"Trick or treat?"