Candy Store Owner T-Shirts

"Well, what did you think a degree in bubble gum would lead to?"

Sweet style shop selling computer parts.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'What can you get with a quarter?'

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

Easter Candy Island.

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

'Imagine that in gummi!'

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

How Piñatas Are Born

Who stole my candy?

Piñata Walk

Building a gingerbread house

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

Bottle Opener Sticks 'Em Up For Armed Robber In Liquor Store

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'