Candy Store Owner Pillows

"Well, what did you think a degree in bubble gum would lead to?"

Sweet style shop selling computer parts.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

'What can you get with a quarter?'

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

How Piñatas Are Born

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

Building a gingerbread house

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

Who stole my candy?

Piñata Walk

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

"Trick or treat?"

"If you don't start misbehaving, there won't be any Halloween candy for you."

Bottle Opener Sticks 'Em Up For Armed Robber In Liquor Store

Bubble gum kid

"Trust me – she's a witch."