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Building a gingerbread house

"Allt hat stuff on top of the roof comes out with the liposuction!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Bubble gum leaves

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Chocolate Shop

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'