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"I'd love to share these with you, but I'd never forgive myself if you got tooth decay."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"Too much sugar."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Bubble gum leaves

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Pastries and Candy

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Chocolate Shop

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

The dark side of Halloween.

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Secret sweetie drawer...

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Bubble Gum Dispenser

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Redecorating Easter Island.

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'