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"You always seem to get good grades in Show and Tell."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

Snowmen Around The World...

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Shoe addict.

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

Trump Poutine

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

Board Game Hunter

The Gladiator.

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

Keep on Truckin.

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

"It makes you look old."

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

'What is it, Gassy? Is Timmy in trouble?'

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

"I used to be a veterinarian."