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Antiques roadshow 3, A dead rat "I found it in the loft"

Welcome to the Valley of the Shadow of Death

"You rarely see this kind of joy for under ten thousand."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Shoe addict.

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Trump Poutine

"I got a swiss army hook!"

You had me at vintage.

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

The Gladiator.

Keep on Truckin.

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

A mummy begs for change in front of the pyramids.

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

"I used to be a veterinarian."

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

"No not the puppy please"