Collectible Curator Pillows

Antiques roadshow 3, A dead rat "I found it in the loft"

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

Welcome to the Valley of the Shadow of Death

"You rarely see this kind of joy for under ten thousand."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Snowmen Around The World...

Trump Poutine

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Shoe addict.

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

You had me at vintage.

Board Game Hunter

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

The Gladiator.

Keep on Truckin.

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

"It makes you look old."

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"I used to be a veterinarian."

Casting out the Shoe Devil.