Closet Curator Pillows

121-130 pounds. 111-120 pounds. Someday

"Does my overdraft look big in this?"

'This is a disaster! The end of the world is near and I've got nothing to put on!'

"Gary brought me a new wardrobe at the weekend - Now I've just got to buy some new clothes to put in it"

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

Shoe addict.

'Do you like my new dress dear?' (Price reads - An arm and a leg)

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

'I'm returning this outfit. It's not in fashion.'

"You really need to get rid of these clothes if you want to stop being mistaken for a historical re-enactor."

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

You had me at vintage.

Board Game Hunter

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"That shirt is so last year."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"The new house is almost ready!"

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

"Darling, I love how you've curated yourself."

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

"John B.: Best Entertainment Value for under $1.79"

"Can you de-schlump him?"

Closet.

'This closet needs digitized.'

My own museum.

"You know your dog better than I do."

'And this is the walk-in clos..' - 'We'll take it!!'

'You must have something in my size?'

Literary Dogs.

It's a new miracle fabric, of course.