Sports Collectible Curator Pillows

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Pete Sampras

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Mark Gastineau

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

Baseball.

Kobe Bryant

18 Days Since the Last Embarrassing Off-Field Incident.

The Babe calls his shot.

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

"They'd sold out of #1's."

Suzanne Lenglen

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

Arch of Triumph Save

Baseball player wearing a face mask.

Football addict

I got my bad back from an old football injury.

"Can you de-schlump him?"

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

'Birdie.'

Jozef Golonka

Indians Smoke Signals.

'My husband wants to know if the sonogram can tell if the baby is a Red Sox or Yankees fan.'

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

Umpire's Banquet.