Collector Of Sports Memorabilia Pillows

"Sorry Kid, I can't afford a ticket, either!"

'That's David James, that's Sven...'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Pete Sampras

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Mark Gastineau

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

Baseball.

Kobe Bryant

18 Days Since the Last Embarrassing Off-Field Incident.

The Babe calls his shot.

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

"They'd sold out of #1's."

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

Baseball player wearing a face mask.

Suzanne Lenglen

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

Arch of Triumph Save

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Football addict

I got my bad back from an old football injury.

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

'Birdie.'

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

'We're still crazy then ...'

Replica Football Merchandise

Jozef Golonka

'XFL Hall of Fame.'