Sports Memorabilia Lover Pillows

'Hey, wait a minute...This isn't an autograph book. It's an I. O. U.!'

'He filed for bankrupcy when he got behind on the repayments for his Man U. shirt.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Pete Sampras

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Mark Gastineau

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Baseball.

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

Kobe Bryant

18 Days Since the Last Embarrassing Off-Field Incident.

The Babe calls his shot.

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

"They'd sold out of #1's."

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

Suzanne Lenglen

Arch of Triumph Save

Baseball player wearing a face mask.

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

Football addict

I got my bad back from an old football injury.

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

'Birdie.'

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

Indians Smoke Signals.

Jozef Golonka

'My husband wants to know if the sonogram can tell if the baby is a Red Sox or Yankees fan.'