Sports Memorabilia Fanatic Pillows

'The dollar was down, the yen was up...but Michael Jordan autographed basketballs held steady.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Pete Sampras

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Mark Gastineau

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Kobe Bryant

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

Baseball.

18 Days Since the Last Embarrassing Off-Field Incident.

The Babe calls his shot.

"They'd sold out of #1's."

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

Suzanne Lenglen

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

Arch of Triumph Save

Baseball player wearing a face mask.

Football addict

I got my bad back from an old football injury.

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

Jozef Golonka

'Birdie.'

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

Indians Smoke Signals.

'My husband wants to know if the sonogram can tell if the baby is a Red Sox or Yankees fan.'

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

Umpire's Banquet.