Sports Memorabilia Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm bringing in the lefty, and your bobblehead has been recalled for lead-based paint."

Whitey Ford

Where are they now? Paul Henderson.

Dirty filthy sweat socks, personally autographed by the Hall of Famer who wore them.

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

Today's numbers. . .stocks and bonds were up, but O.J.Simpson memorabilia was down.

Bunny Tushman - the Biggest Bum in Major League.

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Pete Sampras

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Mark Gastineau

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

Baseball.

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

Kobe Bryant

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

18 Days Since the Last Embarrassing Off-Field Incident.

The Babe calls his shot.

"They'd sold out of #1's."

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

Suzanne Lenglen

Arch of Triumph Save

Baseball player wearing a face mask.

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

I got my bad back from an old football injury.

Football addict

"I'm sorry I called you boring."