Sports Memorabilia Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm bringing in the lefty, and your bobblehead has been recalled for lead-based paint."

Whitey Ford

Dirty filthy sweat socks, personally autographed by the Hall of Famer who wore them.

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

Today's numbers. . .stocks and bonds were up, but O.J.Simpson memorabilia was down.

Bunny Tushman - the Biggest Bum in Major League.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Mark Gastineau

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Baseball.

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

Kobe Bryant

18 Days Since the Last Embarrassing Off-Field Incident.

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

Arch of Triumph Save

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

Baseball player wearing a face mask.

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

Football addict

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

'Birdie.'

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

Expansion 2000: The Baton Rouge Ball Boys