Sports Memorabilia Pillows

'Have you been buying useless football memorabilia off the internet again?'

'A number one!'

Forever Football Fan

Where are they now? Paul Henderson.

Famous Baseball Athletic Supporters.

'These are my rookie cards.'

Dirty filthy sweat socks, personally autographed by the Hall of Famer who wore them.

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"In honor of high school football season starting, he decided to put his old interview on. Do you have a phone, I may need to call 911."

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

"It's how I get someone's attention."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Pete Sampras

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Mark Gastineau

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Cristiano Ronaldo

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

Baseball.

Kobe Bryant

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

18 Days Since the Last Embarrassing Off-Field Incident.

The Babe calls his shot.

"They'd sold out of #1's."

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Arch of Triumph Save

Baseball player wearing a face mask.

Suzanne Lenglen

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'