Curated Collector Pillows

A girl with a trolley full of antiques.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Posh Easter Egg

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

In the House of Picasso, the Cat: "You beast, you've eaten all the first class stamps again," Madame accuses Timothy.

A mummy begs for change in front of the pyramids.

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

Over-reaction Man.

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

Victorian Secret

"I'll take it."

My own museum.

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

"Sigh. Remember when Star Wars used to mean something?"

"I like this one. Do you think it will look good when knocked from the table to the floor?"

Diversity...

"You always seem to get good grades in Show and Tell."

Seven dwarves marching through a living room.

Frankenstein Collectibles: Buyer Beware