Cultural Collectors Pillows

Snowmen Around The World...

Hollywood Sign Developers

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Use your imagination.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Board Game Hunter

"Caricatures $20"

"He's an abstract artist."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

Art Gallery.

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

"I read 'Art News.'"

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

'...The good news is the Guggenheim has offered $2,500,000 for our chart.'

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"