Cultural Collector Pillows

'All these heads are kind of gross aren't they? What if we collected pottery or something?'

'Is everything made in China these days?'

French gentleman

Chinese vase.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Larry's used art

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Skipping Horse

Grace For Flies

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

Packaging Russian Dolls

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

Director/Action Man toy.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

International Women's Day

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Cocktails on the verandah.

Seagiraffes

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Robert Fripp

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