Cultural Collector Mugs

'All these heads are kind of gross aren't they? What if we collected pottery or something?'

'Is everything made in China these days?'

French gentleman

Chinese vase.

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Larry's used art

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Skipping Horse

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Grace For Flies

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

International Women's Day

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Packaging Russian Dolls

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Director/Action Man toy.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Seagiraffes

Cat woman shopping for cats.

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Faster, Georges, faster!