Collectibles Curator Mugs

"You always seem to get good grades in Show and Tell."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

Trump Poutine

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Shoe addict.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

The Gladiator.

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

Keep on Truckin.

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

Newest items from the cooler image

"No not the puppy please"

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'