Clothing Curator Mugs

"Can you de-schlump him?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I was almost that last year."

Shoe addict.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"That shirt is so last year."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

My own museum.

"It was a crime of fashion."

"You know your dog better than I do."

Bad Outfit Alarm.

'You must have something in my size?'

'Excuse me. Could you point me towards the books that would look impressive on my bookshelf?'

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

'Do these tight jeans make my top look big in this...?'

"You always seem to get good grades in Show and Tell."

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

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