Clothing Curator Gifts

"Can you de-schlump him?"

It's a new miracle fabric, of course.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I was almost that last year."

Shoe addict.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"That shirt is so last year."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Board Game Hunter

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"Darling, I love how you've curated yourself."

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

My own museum.

"It was a crime of fashion."

"You know your dog better than I do."

'You must have something in my size?'

Bad Outfit Alarm.

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

'Excuse me. Could you point me towards the books that would look impressive on my bookshelf?'

'Do these tight jeans make my top look big in this...?'

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

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