Antique Clothing Curator Gifts

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Shoe addict.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"That shirt is so last year."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

"Darling, I love how you've curated yourself."

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

"Can you de-schlump him?"

"It was a crime of fashion."

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

Bad Outfit Alarm.

'You must have something in my size?'

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

Paris Fashions, Winter 1863-64

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.

It's a new miracle fabric, of course.

New Romantic

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

'Do these tight jeans make my top look big in this...?'

Welcome to the Valley of the Shadow of Death

'I'd have to say you've been exposed to extemely high levels of polyester.'

"You always seem to get good grades in Show and Tell."

'Where do you buy your clothes, Frodo?' 'Erm, Orcsfam, Gandalf. Orcsfam.'

'Do you like my new dress dear?' (Price reads - An arm and a leg)