Antique Clothing Curator Mugs

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Shoe addict.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"That shirt is so last year."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

"It was a crime of fashion."

"Can you de-schlump him?"

Bad Outfit Alarm.

'You must have something in my size?'

Paris Fashions, Winter 1863-64

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

'Do these tight jeans make my top look big in this...?'

'I'd have to say you've been exposed to extemely high levels of polyester.'

Welcome to the Valley of the Shadow of Death

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

New Romantic

"You always seem to get good grades in Show and Tell."

"You rarely see this kind of joy for under ten thousand."