Clothes Curator Mugs

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Paul Klee

"I was almost that last year."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Shoe addict.

'Projectile painting.'

It's a call from Tate modern.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"That shirt is so last year."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

The perfectionist.

"That must be the artist over there."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

"Wow! - An original Bacon!!"

"Smoked salmon, sir?" "I prefer to eat it, thanks."

"I could do that."

"He's left out the staples"

Francoise Gilot

Happy Hog - Manet

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."