Cushion Curator Mugs

"You know your dog better than I do."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I was almost that last year."

Shoe addict.

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"That shirt is so last year."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

"Can you de-schlump him?"

My own museum.

'You must have something in my size?'

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

You know you're getting old when....

"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

"And this was before you plumped the cushions, or after?"

'Do these tight jeans make my top look big in this...?'

Professor Lars P. Olafson. Inventor of the scatter cushion.

Welcome to the Valley of the Shadow of Death

"You always seem to get good grades in Show and Tell."

'Do you like my new dress dear?' (Price reads - An arm and a leg)