Cushion Curator T-Shirts

"You know your dog better than I do."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I was almost that last year."

Shoe addict.

Board Game Hunter

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"That shirt is so last year."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

"Darling, I love how you've curated yourself."

My own museum.

"Can you de-schlump him?"

"Our cautions to the wind dear?.. I said let's throw our CAUTIONS to the wind."

'You must have something in my size?'

It's a new miracle fabric, of course.

You know you're getting old when....

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."

Welcome to the Valley of the Shadow of Death

"And this was before you plumped the cushions, or after?"

"You always seem to get good grades in Show and Tell."

'Do these tight jeans make my top look big in this...?'

Professor Lars P. Olafson. Inventor of the scatter cushion.

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."