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'I'm just looking for a cushion job.'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

New Shoes.

Shoe addict.

Mister Pretty Shoes

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Do you do much walking?"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"That shirt is so last year."

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"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

Consenting Adults.

And this model comes with a fitness tracker.

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

The sofa freshly made up...

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

Sleepy Bunny

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'