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Pumps read: Leaded/Unleaded/Plush Toys.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Acme Toys Ltd

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

Pig's Human Bank

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

Two minds but with a single thought.

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

"I thought I'd go slowly - maybe start with a few stuffed animals in the corner."

Teddy Bears in the wild

You know you're getting old when....

'I'm terribly sorry, I've forgotten my fluffy pencil case!'

Professor Lars P. Olafson. Inventor of the scatter cushion.

"Well in this case, Cynthia, it was judicious not to postpone marriage."

"Need hug."

'That was quite a birthday party - we played full-contact spin-the-bottle.'

Well, someone's gotta tell him he's adopted.

"Oh great, Mister-I-can't-ever-catch-anything-that's-actually-alive is coming over to take it out on us again."

Man for the guillotine has brought a teddy with him for courage.

'Well, Susie, I guess it's technically a stuffed animal, but...'

'I tell you what, it's much more comfortable with a cushion...'

"I can't eat a teddy bear! I'm a vegetarian!"

"I suppose I pamper my husband, but he's been used to it since childhood."

This year's must-have Christmas toy... Cattle Patch Kids.

A man and his dog

"I don't have that in front of me right now."