Cushion Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I tell you what, it's much more comfortable with a cushion...'

Professor Lars P. Olafson. Inventor of the scatter cushion.

"Happiness is a soft cushion."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Shoe addict.

New Shoes.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Do you do much walking?"

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

"I'm having a pajama day."

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Moving in

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

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"That shirt is so last year."

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

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"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

And this model comes with a fitness tracker.

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

The sofa freshly made up...

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

Sleepy Bunny