Cushion Enthusiast Gifts

'I tell you what, it's much more comfortable with a cushion...'

Professor Lars P. Olafson. Inventor of the scatter cushion.

"Happiness is a soft cushion."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

New Shoes.

Shoe addict.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Moving in

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"I'm having a pajama day."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"That shirt is so last year."

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

And this model comes with a fitness tracker.

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Sleepy Bunny

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

The sofa freshly made up...

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."