Cushion Connoisseur Gifts

"Where did you say you got your scatter cushions from?"

"And this was before you plumped the cushions, or after?"

Bookworm Sleepover

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"Goal!"

Binge Watch

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'Idle' Home Exhibition

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

'I like to wear women's collars.'

Bats with blankets.

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

Second aid

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

Curtains haberdashery

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"I see a couch."

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."