Cushion Connoisseur Prints

"Where did you say you got your scatter cushions from?"

"And this was before you plumped the cushions, or after?"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Bookworm Sleepover

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Binge Watch

"Goal!"

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

'Idle' Home Exhibition

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

Second aid

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

'I like to wear women's collars.'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Curtains haberdashery

Bats with blankets.

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"I see a couch."

Staycation Photos

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