Clothes Connoisseur Gifts

"It's for my mother. Just wrap it in an envelope with return postage."

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

How does this one feel?

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"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

'Anorak anoraks'.

Bee costume

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

Doctor Bartolo

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

A stripe of stockbrokers

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

J W D Butterworth chief accountant - Pin-stripes made of numbers

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'How does this one feel?'

'And don't shrink it in a hot wash.'

Bat

A Woman's Conquests.

'This closet needs digitized.'

"I can't wait to put them on."