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"It's for my mother. Just wrap it in an envelope with return postage."

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

How does this one feel?

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"Neck: twenty-five inches."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

'Anorak anoraks'.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Bee costume

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

Doctor Bartolo

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

J W D Butterworth chief accountant - Pin-stripes made of numbers

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

A stripe of stockbrokers

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'How does this one feel?'

Knight