Clothing Connoisseur Gifts

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'You still don't understand the metric system do you?'

'This outfit...does it only come in this color?'

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

'I don't like it. I wanted one that shape.'

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

'Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?'

'Sorry sir, we don't stock pin stripe underwear.'

Bristish Summerwear Collection.

'I'm s00 hungry!'

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

'I've had it with your sock fetish.'

"Yes, as a matter of fact, this is one hundred per cent goose down."

'How about these overalls?' - 'Sorry, I don't wear womens' clothes.'

Mr Big Man's ShopMr Ugly Man's Shop.

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'I've got a question. If your answer is 'Yes', I'll hate you. If your answer is 'No', I'll hate you, too. The question is, do you think I need a new dress because I'm looking fat in this one?'

Hot water ties.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?' - 'Is she nuts! She's way too big for that size. She'll destroy it if she tries it on...but if I don't answer her soon she'll destroy me...'

You still don't understand the metric system, do you?

Men explore their wardrobe options.

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"You borrowed your sister's dresses again, Irene?"

Trousers leer at women's underwear.

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Nothing form fitting because my form isn't fitting."

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

Big & Tall Men's Clothing

"Do you do these in sheep?"

The way she dresses...she looks so cheap and tarty! Yeah, great, isn't it?

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Snow Business

"Perhaps THESE are what you're looking for, Professor Moriarty?"

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."