'Anorak anoraks'.
Coat Connoisseur Gifts
Looking for a gift for your coat connoisseur? Discover fun and sophisticated products that highlight their love for stylish outerwear. These uniquely designed items are perfect for fashion enthusiasts who take their coats seriously and enjoy showcasing their style with a touch of humor. Whether they’re into vintage, designer, or quirky styles, find a gift that matches their taste and makes a stylish statement in their wardrobe.
'How does this one feel?'
The Man of Thermal
Tall major and small page boy
'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'
100% sheepskin...
Coathooks.
"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"
This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.
"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"
Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball
'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'
bird interprets modern art
'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'
"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"
"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"
Bee costume
Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore
Doctor Bartolo
"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."
Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'
Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.
Curtains haberdashery
'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'
'No, no....You have it all wrong!'
"I hope he's wearing pants."
Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.
"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."
J W D Butterworth chief accountant - Pin-stripes made of numbers
"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."
"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."
A stripe of stockbrokers
'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'
"I'm sick and tired of black."
'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'
Coat Connoisseur Gifts Collection
Coat Connoisseur Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for coat connoisseurs—witty designs that make morning routines stylish and fun.
Coat Connoisseur Pillows
Find cozy pillows that reflect their love of outerwear—add a humorous touch to their home decor.
Coat Connoisseur Prints
Browse prints that celebrate coat collection passion—bring style and personality to their living space.
Coat Connoisseur T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that match the coat connoisseur's stylish spirit—fun and fashionable designs for everyday wear.